just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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