i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
