flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Ladies don't puke and tell
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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