i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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