she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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