i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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