She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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