He kissed a someone with a penis
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
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