By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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