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I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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