I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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