oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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