How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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