i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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