Yo dont text me then not text me
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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