We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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