So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
