My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
how drunk are you?
Several
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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