We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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