the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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