6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Randomize
