quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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