Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
It's blow job season.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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