Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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