i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Randomize
