Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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