We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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