you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
My vagina just recognized that song.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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