You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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