hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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