He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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