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(239): View more from Florida

so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...

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(432): View more from Texas

Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.

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(+61): View more from Australia

we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood

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(760): View more from California

It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect

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(361): View more from Texas

I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'

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(678): View more from Georgia

I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.

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(785): View more from Kansas

You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.

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(613): View more from Ontario

sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.

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