On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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