Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
