when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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