I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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