he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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