Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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