Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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