I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just threw up on my dentist
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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