I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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