You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
there is puke in my bra ... again
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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