Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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