i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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