oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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