Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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