So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
no you cant smoke seaweed
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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