Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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