When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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