If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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