do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
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