What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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