What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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