So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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