i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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