It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
i think im in europe. pls send help
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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